"It was one of those cries where he had to breathe."

Beef

Urban Dictionary

According to Urban Dictionary, "John Shapiro is such an Amit!"

Naps

on Jewish holidays.

A Satire

about myself.

Give me ideas. I wont take them personally at all!

My cousin's latest.

Chris Rock

Thanks Aziz.

Truly awesome.

Thursday

was picture day, the best day of the week.

Concentrate

Good luck team. Hope you win at the church.

I am a rapper.

The more you read

the harder it gets.


PS: Wesely is an amazing person.

Entourage

Bagel Bagel is good.

This piece is getting too complex.


Monday afternoons are Sunday nights - for today.

This one's for my sister.

suburban homes

Go buy

some responsibility.

Don't forget this.

Why?

Red Pants

Thanks Dylan!

'Works 30% faster than water.'

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UCLAing

Beast in Pink

It’s impossible to describe the fear and loathing I feel when I’m around it. The warriors of this institution have no problem with them. But I, for some strange reason, am terribly frightened by the pink, pungent creatures that so beautifully deck our halls.

There is no denying the creature’s beauty. They can elegantly make any situation or style cute, fashionable, and right within seconds. Their golden yarn that is flawlessly glued to their heads brightens up the souls of many. For all athletes and scholars they are the prize. Yet I, for some reason, am still completely terrified. I’ve heard their stories. They’ve been known to make some of the gladiators in our town cry like babies and little boys run for their lives. There should be no reason why we humans should have any interaction with such alien individuals.

As I speak, they surround me. They are sneaky creatures with very human-like actions. One may be reading the works of Virginia Woolf, while the other sits on a bench drinking a frozen beverage. These beasts are deceiving. I don’t want to be attacked and, I’m warning you, nor do you.

Over the years I’ve found different ways of approaching the problem. The most effective yet is humor. When I see one around, I grab someone of my own species and loudly crack a joke that only someone who knew what Phosphofructokinase was would understand. The creature comes, turns around, makes a face of disgust, and walks away. It’s always a success.

But this time, it comes in my direction. No ignorance or signal can purge the beast in pink. By now, I have tried it all. Perhaps my time is up? I never really thought I would die by the violence and slaughter of a beast.

By now the beast is a good five feet away. I still refuse to make eye contact or signal any interest.

“Go away,” I repeat to myself. There should be no reason for this. I leave them alone and they should, too. I cannot imagine the horrid things the beast may do to me. As it stands there and stares, my palms begin to sweat and my heart races.

“Go away,” I continue.

“Would you like a cupcake? I made it myself,” said the beast.

Perhaps these “females” aren’t half bad.

Why not share a 21st century "beast fable"?

Ro's nose.

In The Hooooooooooooowwwwwwwwws

I lost my cotton pet thing.

In N Outs

Football

Good job dudes. That was rad. Ro decided to come over. D.w.

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Almost lost it. ACT students are honest.

Holy

Ambrosia via CPK Friday night.

Andrew

takes the ACT.

He is

hungry.

Friday

Consumption. I don't wanna do tomorrow morning.

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The snacker

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Starbucks sandwiches

FW:

Good night. Good luck. Wednesday night.

FW:

That test

was hard.

Everyone go Saturday!

Get some sleep.

That

was hard.

Everyone go Saturday!

Get some sleep.

I cried.

This one's for Ro.

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Ms. Ellis's speeches make you do this.

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goverment

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Hilarious

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I miss it. The dream!

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Hamburgers

I need to stop having them.

Napping strike!

Money on the dressor, drive a compressor

Sweet premier!

Gotta love the "Return of the Mac".

Too much work mayne.

Cousin's at USC.

Back to work mayne.

Entourage

"I'll hit you so hard you'll shit all over the place!"

- Aristrophanes

Father

Hey dad! You're the man.

Happy anniversary RJ and Rachel.

Mario Kart rules!

Thanks Thulasi!

Hu's House

7-0

Knarly.

Thanks!

Pictures soon.

"Still when I'm a mess
I still put on a vest
With an S on my chest
Oh yes"

- The great Dub T quoting Keys

Birthdays

A lot of people were born on the 4th (tomorrow).

Happy birthday all!

Ro! Talk to me tomorrow. I am worried.

Get back to work Amit!

I have a big red truck.

Do yer homework!

We swam.

Katie, don't forget the packet.

Wear blue!

KFC

Makes bags! For fashionable women!

Hot for the summer!

PS

They try to discretely squeeze in Superbad/Juno sequels?

B/S!

Pineapple Shixpress

Whatever. Dece.

Finish up work!

Poland

They suck at construction!

Thanks R.J., Jim, and Nitin.